freckledandfrenzied:

school: pay $20 to see iggy azalea
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck you

update: it was an april fools joke and they revealed it was a joke by making a video of our events board members reading negative comments about iggy azalea lmao

school: pay $20 to see iggy azalea
me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck you

@the porn blogs who keep interacting w my posts: if you would be so kind as to set yourselves on fire and leave me the fuck alone

why’d they cast a white dude the play light since when do white boys need magic books to go on killing sprees

i had to hear one of my friends use the term ‘allosexuals’ unironically

not to be rude but why and how am i still single

I personally like audre lorde (anything by her honestly; Chosen Poems is a nice collection I think) and the later poetry by rosalía de castro (I’ve read the anthology in Spanish) but I don’t know if it’s available in English! you can check my poetry tag too there might be something you like!

thank you! lucky for me if i can’t find de castro’s work in english i can always read in in spanish

i’ve been meaning to get my hands on some audre lorde

@anyone who likes la la land: fucking watch cabaret or my fair lady or seven brides for seven brothers or west side story or hedwig and the angry inch or literally anything fucking else

throwback to when my grandmother compared trump’s mouth to a cow’s anus on christmas morning

it’s important to appreciate the simple things in life, like the times when i have to explain pop culture to my middle aged white suburban dad

I swear on cocktails and beer (i love tequila beer smh). And aww i get that. Well if it’s any consolation, if you’re ever in the UK ill take you to my city’s gay district! I’m always down to party with a fellow lbpq gal ����

I could probably bear it if it was like 90% soda and 10% alcohol haha

ugh, I would KILL to go to the UK - if i’m being honest, that was once thing i really hoped i would be able to do when my dad was still living with his now-ex because she’s from England but c’est la vie- my mom went for a week vacation back in november w/o me (rude) but at least she brought me back a giant toblerone :^)

abanthis replied to your post “abanthis replied to your post “god i miss kissing” …”

I’m literally only shy around pretty girls! It’s such a shame �� So tbh, i down some liquid courage. It helps that in such situations they’re quite literally on you so it’s like ����‍♀️ “guess they think i’m hot”

if only I was ever in situations like that though 😂 and if I could stomach the taste of alcohol 😷 (I think it’s god’s way of letting me know early on I’m condemned to cat ladyhood lol)

I would so go to a club or something with my friends but they’re all straight girls and I’m not exactly open with them about my….. preferences /sigh

abanthis replied to your post “god i miss kissing”

Go out to a club on the pull. It’s what I do��

i’d be lying if i said i hadn’t thought about it but my palms sweat if someone attractive so much as looks my way 😩 

god i miss kissing

pretentious people are so tiring like. have you ever had fun just once in your entire goddamn life